Sing it to the tune of Jingle Bells:

Driving to Provo, With Cougar fans on our way
Arriving at LaVell, Laughing all the way
The Cougs are nationally ranked, and the Utes are next to be spanked
What fun it is to see their seven game streak go away


Oh, ring their bells; kick their tails, Unga runs all day
Oh, what fun it is to hit the Pukes all day
Punish Mack, hurt that back, the Cougars are here to stay.
What fun it is to see the Utes ... Lose ... On ... senior day!!!!

Seasons Beatings Utes!!!!!