snoscythe wrote:

We could sew up their sphincters. Hard for a yewt to talk after that.

Stop! Stop!

Laughing so hard I can't breathe sno. Give a guy a break.

sjcougfan wrote:

What will it take to shut up the yewts? How about a punch in the mouth, that tends to work.

I said a punch in the mouth, not a headbutt to the nose.

Disclaimer:
sjcougfan in no way condones beating up poor, defenseless, offenseless, sackless, 4 and 18 giving up ute fans.

The fact is that Utah is a quality program. You can dig on Kwitt or an individual player, or even their roller coaster season, but it is a quality program. Saying that it isn't is just plain ignorant. Further, saying that it isn't a quality program cuts down your own program. You mean we had to engineer miracle wins two years in a row to beat a horrible program? We must be horrible too, no? The insistence of knuckleheaded cougar faithful to discount EVERYTHING that is good about Utah and the insistence of knuckleheaded Ute faithful to discount EVERYTHING that is good about BYU is the source of the visciousness of the dialog right now. Sad. Truly sad.

I always thought that Cougarblue was the last bastion of mostly level-headed Y fans, but what I have seen over the last few months leads me to believe that the population of Cougarboard has invaded this sanctuary. The mean spiritedness is unbecoming a fan, not to mention a Christian.

I am Jimmy and I approve of this message.

Chill out man. As college football fans, it is our job to trash talk our rivals. I say all kinds of crap about utah even though SOMETIMES it may not be true. i just say it because I support my team. And i hate the utes.

snoscythe wrote:

We could sew up their sphincters. Hard for a yewt to talk after that.

Uh...that just might be the funniest thing I have read in days. I was laughing out loud. My daughter even asked me what was so funny. Thanks!! I really needed that!!!