BYU Football! BYU Football! We want BYU Football!
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Where are all those "realists" to stir the pot during the long dreary days of summer?
Wow! Can't believe I said that. I must be getting really desperate.
I'm so desperate that the other day I spent two hours reading the Northern Iowa football fan board and they're not even an FBS school.
Right now I don't have any cable TV access so I can't even watch BYU classics.
I'm so desperate for my BYU football fix that I stopped by one of the inner city parks here in San Jose the other day to watch some teens playing touch football with a nerf football because a couple were wearing blue (probably their gang color). A kid wearing a blue shirt scored and I was ready to sing "Rise and Shout". They gave me some weird looks but I wasn't worried. My buddies Smith and Wesson were riding with me...
A couple of nights ago I woke up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night. Thought I was going through football withdrawal symptoms until I remembered that I left the AC off when I went to bed. Had me scared for a moment...
Been dreaming about BYU football at night. Can't get a peaceful night's sleep. Been winning too many games in my sleep. In my dreams we always win. Got up to take a sleeping pill so I could get some sleep and accidentally grabbed a laxative instead. Didn't help much with my sleep but it seems to have improved my 40 time considerably.
Heck, I'm so desperate that if I had any skill at cross dressing I'd probably sneak into the BYU Women's Football Camp.
Anyone else desperate?