This was the story I was originally going to go with instead of the hobo story but I forgot

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"I used to work as a test pilot for the military. That was until I test flew a new super secret helicopter that could do amazing things. The problem was that the government was going to use it for police and military reasons that I didn't agree with so I stole it and now hide it in a cave, using it only to fight against government tyranny and opression or to fight crime. I can't tell you where I live because I don't want the government to find me since they are unable to disern the location of my secret hiden batcave hanger, I mean wolfcave hanger.
It is great to see that the posters on this board are pretty well educated and/or experienced. I also like the idea of BYU-blue school teachers. We need more educators in the mainstream that don't buy into to mainstream.
And although we don't have the numbers of other boards I think we make up for it with the quality of posts and the feeling of a small community instead of just a big forum where you get alot of fly by night posters on here writing off the wall or basically "idiotic" comments. So kudos to all.
ps still waiting for cruiser's bio

Just kidding cruiser. If you are in a spot that will put you at risk of anything negative I wholly agree with the annonimity you need. But don't stop posting. Just give less info. You can still post your opinion or your feelings about the team.