4th string cougar freshman: We're dead. 4th and 18.

Miracle Max Hall: Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that we're only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is: there's always hope because we're BYU. With all dead, well, with all dead you're most likely a Ute.

Max Hall in flames facing the Utah bench: My O-Line are here! I am here! But soon *you* will not be here!

Brian Johnson: Where am I?
Collie: [raspy voice] Lavell Edwards Stadium! Don't even think...
[clears throat]
Collie: ... don't even think about trying to escape. Our lineman are far too big. Don't dream of being rescued, either; the only way to beat us is secret. Only Bronco, Coach Doman, and I know how to get in and out.
Brian Johnson: So I'm here till I die?
Collie: Until we kill you, yeah.
Brian Johnson: So it's to be torture?
Collie: [nods enthusiastically]
Brian Johnson: I can cope with torture.
Collie: [shakes head enthusiastically]
Brian Johnson: Don't believe me?
Collie: You survived UCLA, so you must be very brave, but no one withstands The KEHL.

-- TCU vs. BYU 2005

BYU Fans: Boo. Boo. Boo.
Ref: Why do you do this?
BYU Fans: Because you had the truth in your hands, and you gave it up.
Ref: But BYU would have beat TCU if I hadn't done it.
BYU Fans: The true call lives. And you call another. Calling a fumble would have saved BYU, and you treat the video replay like garbage. And that's what you are, the King of Refuse. So bow down to Coach Patterson if you want, bow to him. Bow to the King of the Frogs, the King of Filth, the Queen of Putrescence. Boo. Boo. Rubbish. Filth. Slime. Muck. Boo. Boo. Boo.

Miracle Max Hall (waving to the stands): Have fun storming the field!
Dennis Pitta: Do you think the little ushers will be able to stop them?
Miracle Max Hall (whispering to Pitta): It'll take a miracle.
Miracle Max Hall and Pitta together: Have fun!

Philly,

Karma to you! That was hilarious and very well done. One of the classic movies of all time!

Jeff Ray
Lehi, Utah