Ahh, the Princess Bride... one of my favorite movies of all-time and indeed an absolute classic! I've been reading, laughing and enjoying this thread and agree 100% with Jared... probably the best ever on the site (yes, it even trumps the spoof done with me as a sacrifical lamb)! Kudos to you PhillyCougar... a good laugh is exactly what we all need every now and then!!! OK, can't help but add to the true genius of this thread:
Max Hall (to a Ute defender): "Give us the endzone."
Ute defender: "There is no endzone"
Max: "Harvey, tear his arms off"!
Ute defender: "Oh, you mean THIS endzone".
Touchdown!
Here's another perfect one:
Max Hall (to a Ute defender after being hit by Kehl): "Hello down there... slow going"?
Ute: "You could make yourself useful and help me up by giving me a hand or something".
Max: "Wouldn't do much good since I'm just waiting around to beat you".
Ute: "That does put a damper on our relationship".