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POSTED: Open Head Coaching Position for University of Utah Athletics
Must Have:
- Uncontrollable temper
- Unability to see things as equal
- High demand for accountability of everyone but yourself
- Demonstrated "little man" syndrome both personally and profesionally
- Previous success in mediocrity
- Proven ability to say one thing, do another
- Able to make ridiculous decisions and justify them with ridiculous answers
- Identifiable hatred for anything in blue
- Loud and obnoxious behavior with the intent to manipulate
- Demonstrated teamwork by placing blame on those under you
- Skillset to talk supporters into believing your lies are truth
If you possess these skills and abilities we encourage you to apply! This position comes with a completely ridiculous and unjustified six-figure annual salary and the opportunity to make a fool of yourself on television!
Please forward all resumes and applications to hotbloodedutes.com.