"Practice...Practice...we're talkin 'bout practice..."

Cowan made a quick but bad decision to support Ditch Day. Olson couldn't make up his mind, stood there thinking about it for a really long time, and ultimately got hurt during the stampede to leave the field. Rasshan didn't know what was going on, and just took off running.

Someone asked for Graves' opinion, but it took a few minutes to sort out whether he was still on the team or on a milk carton somewhere. Aaron Perez tried to punt when asked his opinion, but he shanked it and the ball hit Michael Norris on the head. Norris appeared stunned, either from the blow to the head or from his continuing amazement that he actually got a D-1A football scholarship. Someone tried to find Hale and solicit his advice, but he was just running around out of position and never did anything. Bosworth was fired up about whatever everyone else decided. Meyer couldn't get his lard butt over the fence. Kahlil Bell tried to convince the team to do the right thing but got no support from his O-Line. Skaggs didn't get to vote with his position unit because no one could figure out what unit he's in.

Chase Moline tried his best to make the right decision, but just didn't have the chops. Logan Paulsen wasn't paying attention as he was slicking back his pretty hair with his butter fingers. Everett sat out the vote because he was sulking that everyone was calling him "Chris". Harwell didn't vote because he was too busy wondering how he ended up on this team.

"One day isn't going kill us. Whatever we didn't get done today, I'm sure Coach Neuheisel will make sure we get it made up somehow, someday."