Island Pipeline wrote:
BY THE WAY CAN YOU TELL ME THE NAME OF THE "CLOWN" WHO REPRESENTS McDONALDS?[/b]
Ronald McDonald, right? Funny you should mention McDonald's, considering that's where Colt Brennan will end up this year without an NFL offer or a college degree. Lucky for him, he won't have any moral struggles when he checks the "No" on the line that asks him if he has a criminal record on the 1-page application.
As long as the 15-yr old assistant manager that does the hiring didn't catch the sad excuse for a performance in the Sugar Bowl (because, if he did, he would likely doubt Colt's ability to stay cool under pressue-and we all know that those 11:45 highschool student rushes can be quite demanding), Colt is set to do well at the Golden Arches.
I can see it now: "Congratulations, Colt, you're the newest member of the McDonald's team. Now go shave and try to come up with a good nickname for your tag-your's is a little weak. Plus, we don't want customers to know who you are-they'll be (justifiablly) afraid that you'll drop their food just like you repeatedly dropped the football against a team that actually had a full compliment of scholarships and understood why a team needs a defense."