To be totally cool, a 4WD with a a gun rack in the back window, and NRA, and "cold dead fingers" bumper stickers are mandatory. Rumor has it you will also be given preferred parking at all NASCAR events.
Put a nice scoped 7mm and a pistol grip 12 guage in the rack and you'll likely be barred from campus but you sure won't have any problems changing lanes during rush hour. Plus, then when you go to the NASCAR race they'll probably ask you to say the prayer...
