I don't want to give the name of my psychic - but we have seen this in the tea leaves for a long while.
Here's how it will shake down:
Crowton is fired tomorrow. Val Hale is brought back in as the interim head coach for the CSU game. After the CSU game,
Val Hale is fired and Tom Holmoe is put in charge and made to scrounge money from the players to raise money for a new Cougar Club inflatable vehicle. This vehicle would be like unto the Oscar Meyer weiner-mobile... only bigger and more football shaped.
After that, using some power we don't fully understand,
Vince Lombardi is brought back to life and he decides to take the post as head coach. After playing out the remainder of our season, the NFL decides to pit our team versus the AFC champions. We win, and
BYU cougars go to the SUPERBOWL and get this - WE WIN!
The reason we win, of course, is because
Steve Young comes back as our quarterback and leads our team to victory. We actually use a double-threat offense that Vince cooks up having
both Steve Young and
Jim McMahon as quarterback in the backfield... Wow... talk about an option attack...
You all might not be "believers" but I tell you this is as true if not more true than that crap that everyone else is peddling around.