Perhaps just in my imagination:

1. Utah will petition the NCAA to shorten football games by one minute--the last minute--"That last minute is too much for our student athletes," said coach Whittingham.

2. Lou Holtz must be senile--labelling Utah the best non-BCS team is the proof. The team did not even win the MWC. They did not even come in second. The actually tied for third. They got shut out by UNLV. They lost four games this year.

3. Petrino names Coach Parcells his idol.

4. Is it just me, or does Bud Selig look like Lou Holtz? They both are stupid, that's for sure.

5. Coach Rodriquez fires Michigan assistant coaches....he plans to do it all against FL....

6. YOUR TURN

BoiseBYU wrote:

Perhaps just in my imagination:

1. Utah will petition the NCAA to shorten football games by one minute--the last minute--"That last minute is too much for our student athletes," said coach Whittingham.

2. Lou Holtz must be senile--labelling Utah the best non-BCS team is the proof. The team did not even win the MWC. They did not even come in second. The actually tied for third. They got shut out by UNLV. They lost four games this year.

3. Petrino names Coach Parcells his idol.

4. Is it just me, or does Bud Selig look like Lou Holtz? They both are stupid, that's for sure.

5. Coach Rodriquez fires Michigan assistant coaches....he plans to do it all against FL....

6. YOUR TURN

6. To only further the argument that Holtz is "beyond thunderdome"...he made Mark May sound intelligent last night.

BoiseBYU wrote:

5. Coach Rodriquez fires Michigan assistant coaches....he plans to do it all against FL....

Not only that, but firing a bunch of people 5 days before Christmas...Isn't Jacob Marley's ghost busy enough, he's now got someone else to visit!

I just need to get something off my chest.

As a former BYU (intramurals) football player, I've had relations with a BYU (intramurals) women's basketball player. She happens to be my wife. The information will be coming out on her blog if she ever creates one. I'm just giving everybody a heads up.

mormonrasta wrote:

I just need to get something off my chest.

As a former BYU (intramurals) football player, I've had relations with a BYU (intramurals) women's basketball player. She happens to be my wife. The information will be coming out on her blog if she ever creates one. I'm just giving everybody a heads up.

Thats not how starting a rumor works!

You have to make a fake profile because you are not man enough to put your name into the credibilty of your allegations!

BoiseBYU wrote:

Perhaps just in my imagination:

1. Utah will petition the NCAA to shorten football games by one minute--the last minute--"That last minute is too much for our student athletes," said coach Whittingham.

2. Lou Holtz must be senile--labelling Utah the best non-BCS team is the proof. The team did not even win the MWC. They did not even come in second. The actually tied for third. They got shut out by UNLV. They lost four games this year.

3. Petrino names Coach Parcells his idol.

4. Is it just me, or does Bud Selig look like Lou Holtz? They both are stupid, that's for sure.

5. Coach Rodriquez fires Michigan assistant coaches....he plans to do it all against FL....

6. YOUR TURN

7. ESPN will be issuing plastic suits and ties to all co-announcers with Lou Holtz. The dry cleaning bill submitted by his friends in the booth from last night's game came to over $800.